I’m a fast food dude, and it ain’t no surpise

That just like my dick my fries is supersized

Wendy called me up, says shes feelin saucy

And she wants my manwich with a extra large frosty

Drive thru or sit down, either way I get it

I go quick so I dissapoint like jj redick

Pulled my dong out, and now she’s humpin it

She just like mcdonalds cause she say she lovin it

Call her BK cause I can have her my way

In a bathroom stall so we gotta fuck sideways

My girls works at arbys, so the food we steal

And she’ll let me fuck her friend that’s a value meal

I fuck so much that my eyes get blurry

And I accidentally cum in my girls mcflurry

Shes says my footlong tastes the best

Like subway: eat fresh