A Poem

Love Is

Defined By Immature College Students

Love is like a bird

Feathers are like your girlfriend

Because you need them to fly

And birds fly so they can go somewhere

And you want to go somewhere with your girlfriend

Love is like a donut

It’s a long journey that never ends

Because it’s a circle

And it’s delicious

Love is like a castle

You surround it with a moat

And put archers on top

Because you don’t want goblins to invade

You must defend love with cannons

Love is like ONDEMAND movies

It’s there whenever you want it

You can pay for it

And it’s more enjoyable when you’re with someone else

Love is like electricity

You can’t quite see it

And it gets discovered accidently

Because Ben Franklin

Love is like a bacon cheeseburger

Because it is hearty, heavy, and satisfying

But heartburn

Love is like Pokémon

The more you add to your Pokédex

The more you realize that first Pikachu is the one

Love is like a good set of headphones

If it fits right

You can’t hear anything else