Pick of my Dick

The Elusive and Notorious 'El Bino'

I was lucky enough to catch this shot of El Bino, AKA Blanca Coyote (or White Coyote) crossing the US-Mexican Border last Tuesday. El Bino's fair complection, and ruthless aggression, make her the most successful Mexican smuggler that side of the Mississippi, which is the side that all the Mexican drug smugglers are on, except for Panco Taquito, best known for smuggling 54 Mexicans from Memphis to Montreal in a single Low Rider.
She was leading a group of 194 Mexicans who allegedly each paid her 1,000 Pesos, roughly equivalent to a Number 9 meal with a large Mountain Dew from Toco Bell, or a days work out side Home Depot. Which is exactly where El Bino took the 194 Mexicans. They were all immediately hired by Terrell Owens to construct a state of the art dog fighting arena. When finished Mr. Owens had them fight each other to the death so he could have the 194 Number 9 meals all for himself.
The champion, and sole survivor, was rewarded with a one way ticket back to Mexico and an 'I <3 NY' t-shirt, which he used to wipe the blood of his friends and family off his dirty dirty skin.