The 76ers

Do you remember going to 76ers games as a child? It would be an experience. For years, we were an above average team that was guaranteed to be in the playoffs. No matter who they were playing, the games were exciting and fun. Why? Because we had a star player. We had Allen Iverson! Iverson was the single most entertain athlete Philadelphia has had since the 1980's. However, now we are fucking terrible. We have another A.I. Andre "I suck dick and I suck at basketball" Igoudala. In the words of Charles Barkley.... "He's Terrible." HE STINKS. He's the worst best player in the league. Also, Sweet Dick Lou sucks. He cant do anything. I'd rather have Owen "chinky draino" Smith running the point. Bottom line. The Sixers are terrible. Now, people only go to the games to watch the other team. And to eat those really good ice creams that are dipped into chocolate and are sold by the really fat irish looking women. The Sixers need to do something crazy like bring in a fattyboomba or a gizmo (John Amaechi)!