Pic of the Wik

This squirrel is the SHIT!

Just like my poo

The 76ers

Do you remember going to 76ers games as a child? It would be an experience. For years, we were an above average team that was guaranteed to be in the playoffs. No matter who they were playing, the games were exciting and fun. Why? Because we had a star player. We had Allen Iverson! Iverson was the single most entertain athlete Philadelphia has had since the 1980's. However, now we are fucking terrible. We have another A.I. Andre "I suck dick and I suck at basketball" Igoudala. In the words of Charles Barkley.... "He's Terrible." HE STINKS. He's the worst best player in the league. Also, Sweet Dick Lou sucks. He cant do anything. I'd rather have Owen "chinky draino" Smith running the point. Bottom line. The Sixers are terrible. Now, people only go to the games to watch the other team. And to eat those really good ice creams that are dipped into chocolate and are sold by the really fat irish looking women. The Sixers need to do something crazy like bring in a fattyboomba or a gizmo (John Amaechi)!

jam of the week

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmjO4SLVb9s

listen to it, love it

iyaz-replay

bagel chips

i just threw the bag of bagel chips to shayan
and bagel chips shot out mid air
and he caught it with the opening down
so some poured on the floor

dismal

1st jam of the week

yeah, duh its gonna be regina spektor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGTDRztaCCw

bump that

Pic of the Week

I really like this photo I took of my family today in New Hope, PA. I take them for granted sometime, but they really are what's most important. That's my brother on my grandfather's 1960 BMW, and my mom and my niece in the grass.

55 word story

“I’m so happy the house is fixed.”

“Weird how it was fixed so quickly.”

“They were cutting down that tree to prevent it from falling on our house. Not to help it fall.”

“People make mistakes. What’s even weirder is how we are completely fine.”

“We both went unconscious, we weren’t fine.”

“Honey, we’re dead.”

Pic of the Weak!

This picture is titled "Trippin' Ballz"
This is to remind people to stay off meth

check out the tits

gentleman
get a good long hard look at all the tits and asses these women show
cause before you know it they will be hidden and concealed behind down jackets and fleeces.

so if you see me staring at your breasts, ladies
don't be offended
i'm just savoring the time we can spend together
when you have your boobs showing

wise words spoken by sages