slob on my blog

like corn on the cob.

so i'm checking out what a blog is supposed to be..and i guess it should be like

me talking and then me talking like i'm upset.

THEN I CENTER THE TEXT. AND SAY SOME SHIT
gawd.
(STRATEGIC USE OF PERIOD)

then i come back to this, and return to the regular text and get back to telling you about something in list form like
balls.
1) i have them
2) i have two of them
3) girls should have none
4) it ruins my day when i sit on them

then i flip it and wrap it up saying...
something sucks but at least my name isn't blanket