bad dreams

so i set my alarm for 10:30 each morning. and each morning i snooze until about 11:30.
in between each snooze i hit i have these crazy dreams, and i had some pretty good ones this morning.

the first one was that i went to the dentist and had too many teeth, like a shark or some shit.
that was fucked up.

the next when i had was i was moving into my new place at Johns Hopkins and my parents had taken all my bags to my room while i went to work out. so i worked out and changed out of my sweaty clothes, but i didn't have anything to change into.
so i was running around campus covering my cock and balls with my hands, and i finally made it to my apartment building.

it was like super nice and fancy, and i got in this elevator with all these old people with fur coats.
and one guy looks at me and goes
"pike sure is crazy"

i finally make it out of the fur coat elevator and to my apartment, and i see all my friends and rejoice that i am finally there.
none of them are excited to see me, except someone in the other room (not sure who it was) who was playing with legos. we were mutually excited about the legos in the room.

my final dream was that i was a squirrel, but i was totally still a person, and i kept getting electrocuted by shit cause i didn't know how to be a proper squirrel.