good

i am not doing things i want to do because i am afraid that the product of these endeavors will not be "good."

and what the fuck is "good" anyway.

check me out

so my teacher was all like, yeah some people write stories is just 55 words. they have competitions and shit. then she told us to write a paragraph story. i told her to suck my cock and i wrote a story in 55 words exactly. so get your dicks


“I’m so happy the house is fixed.”
“Weird how it was fixed so quickly.”
“They were cutting down that tree to prevent it from falling on our house. Not to help it fall.”
“People make mistakes. What’s even weirder is how we are completely fine.”
“We both went unconscious, we weren’t fine.”
“Honey, we’re dead.”

words of a wise man

"These are the things that everyman wants: a sofa with an ass groove, a big screen television, a cool car with air conditioning, and pussy."

"For every recipe you use for your life, some asshole is going to add a tablespoon of shit."

-Uncle Dick