dirty shower

i like words. one of the reasons i curse so often is because curse words happen to be effective at grabbing attention, making people laugh, or letting them know they are a cunt

while i was showering yesterday
NAKED
i was thinking about the semi-oxymoron, (not completely moronic, kind of smart(i hate myself)) of a dirty shower. you go to a shower to clean yourself, but what if the shower is dirty, or the water from the shower is muddy or something like that.
or your drop your bar of soap in the dirt, idont know the circumstance necessary for something like that to happen but
do you use another bar of soap, to clean that soap?
or give your shower a shower?

obviously you say, "use scrubbing bubbles or some cleaning shit like that, Luke! it is simple."

and that is why your a fucking dick