it is too bad i love things that suck

i wish i could fuck every girl in the world

that song is my fucking shit, and i will rock it until i have to shave my pubes again

which should be like
2 munfs
months

all i do is watch deadliest catch and wish i had them in a proper order so i could create some type of narrative structure for this poor, adventurous and mostly stupid white men.
they make like 40g a season, and the seasons are usually 50 days about, so thats good money

i'm home chilling with my pops, he twisted his anke in a groundhog hole or some shit, so we just hangin out.
i made a nice ass beat today, and i'm going to start making some more tracks soon.

heads up

$

keep that lunch money handy, nerds

dirty shower

i like words. one of the reasons i curse so often is because curse words happen to be effective at grabbing attention, making people laugh, or letting them know they are a cunt

while i was showering yesterday
NAKED
i was thinking about the semi-oxymoron, (not completely moronic, kind of smart(i hate myself)) of a dirty shower. you go to a shower to clean yourself, but what if the shower is dirty, or the water from the shower is muddy or something like that.
or your drop your bar of soap in the dirt, idont know the circumstance necessary for something like that to happen but
do you use another bar of soap, to clean that soap?
or give your shower a shower?

obviously you say, "use scrubbing bubbles or some cleaning shit like that, Luke! it is simple."

and that is why your a fucking dick

summer

so, summer starts in may for me this year, shits weird
i'm bored as hell, and daytime TV is lame.
right now i'm watching saving silverman, quality stuff


so check this shit out

A blind man in a ball pit.

I was sitting in a McDonalds playground
Eating a Happy Meal. I guess I was happy.
The kids around me certainly were,
Running around through a plastic castle of slides
And secret windows.
At the end of the last slide was a ball pit.
A particularly energetic boy shot
Down the final slide into the ball pit,
Submerging himself in the plastic rainbow pool.
I wasn’t sure if he had to hold his breath before splashing into the
Man made lake of color.
He must’ve because he was down there for a while.
“Jared!? Jared??” His name was apparently Jared.
The guardian tapped his way to the pit, and stepped precariously
Into the bath of spherical toys and dove his hands through the
Surface of color.
He didn’t see the balls. He didn’t have to.
He didn’t know how colorful they were. It didn’t matter to him.
He needed no help, and asked for none.
He scooted along, fishing with his hands.
You don’t fish with your eyes anyway.
You your hands, the way the water moves and how the fish respond to your hook.
The surface broke as the elusive Jared jumped out of the water.
Surprise!

homeo

so i'm back home, it is truthfully incredible
i packed very poorly, i.e. in trash bags and other dumb shit like that
my brother and dad came, jake moved a lot of my shit, that was huge

tuesday night, my last night at JHU freshman, i did one of the most incredible things i've ever done
the diagrams shows that
i am the man at the bottom, underneath the basket with the basketball in my hands
i throw the basketball over my head, bounced it off the track that surrounds our court, and it swished through the basket

i then told everyone to fuck off, punted the ball, and left with my two asian friends
snagglepuss

3 p's

3 p's in my life
pussy
prestige
andpizza

by the fucking way
that pizza sonnet was in iambic pentameter
so yankamydick

wrapping up the rapping (big PUN)

so...
i got a fair amount of tracks that done been recorded since i been at the hopky for a year.
here is the tentative layout for the tracks i've done here
Album Title: Room 115
Mash My Dick Off-DJ JWorm and Luke Sand
Drive Slower-Kyle Maurer, Luke Sand, and MC Worm
Notoriously Jewsee-DJ Wizzly Worm, Kyle Maurer, Shy Guy, Dick Boy, and Luke Sand
Lu and Lo-Luke Sand and Sam Lozoff
A Millionaire-Luke Sand
Youngbull Dick in C Minor-Luke Sand and Shy Guy
Stack It Up-Luke Sand
Dick Boy-Luke Sand, Dick Boy, and Shy Guy
I'm Worm-DJ Worm featuring Luke Sand
Hands Up-J Z and Luke Sand
Black Coffee Remix-Justin Berg and Luke Sand
Prestige and Pussy-LiaCef, Shy Guy, and Luke Sand
Spanish Rap-Luke Sand
Fun Guys!!-Noey, Dick Boy, Luke Sand, and David Earl the Pearl

i got one mo' test tomorrow and after that i'm hoping to get a couple a tracks done to wrap it all up

appletits

so......

so i'm chilling waiting for an enormous pizza order to come to the AMR tennis courts and for me to scoop it up. i got 2 large pepperoni jawns and a large buffchick. me and my friends will unite in feast.

culinary BONER.

watching these nba games makes me want to dunk and shit
and studying for these tests make me want to go home

here is a sonnet i wrote...

Love At First Sight


Intoxicated by your smell
I had to put you to the test.
I fell in love. All I could tell
Was that I found the very best.

I’d never felt like this before
But I could tell that all was right.
You are the one that I adore
I’ll never let you leave my sight.

To taste your taste I could not wait,
So plans to meet had been arranged.
I should have stopped. It was too late
And from the moment all was changed.

That is when it all went south
The pizza really burnt my mouth.


ballin